Why do I think this cookie reminds me of a Hipster? No, it's not the that this cookie wears plaid, has ironic eyeglass frames, wears skinny jeans, and looks as though it hasn't showered in a few months. It reminds me of a hipster in a lot of ways: this cookie looks bland, colorless, and as though it has no flavor at all, which is similar to hipsters' drab clothing they wear. However, it calls for pecans, which tend to be expensive (like shopping at Urban Outfitters), uses confectioner's sugar instead of normal sugar which makes it kind of an obscure recipe (obscure similar to all of the music Hipsters listen to and books they read), and smell awesome while they are baking (most hipsters actually do smell good because of their designer perfume/cologne....they just look homeless). My coworker, Tiffani, jokingly said that this cookie was like a Hipster too because you had to "think rich" because the ingredients looked simple but were expensive, but "looked poor" in how simple it is, which is a perfect way to describe it.
With that, let's see if I can truly call this the "Hipster Cookie."
The Hipster Cookie
3.5 oz pecan halves, toasted (1 cup)
2 sticks butter, softened
1 cup confectioners' sugar
1 tbsp. Vanilla
1/2 tsp salt
1 1/4 C. Flour, sifted
To toast the pecans, preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Pour pecans on a cookie sheet or into a shallow pan, and cook in the oven for 8-10 minutes, stirring them once. FYI: the longer the nuts bake, the stronger the nutty flavor becomes, but be careful not to burn them.
Drop tablespoon sized scoops of dough onto a baking sheet about 2 inches apart (the cookies flatten out when they are baking). Bake the cookies until edges are golden, which depending on the oven and cookie size is about 15-20 minutes. Let them cool for about 5 minutes and then transfer to a wire rack to completely cool.
So, is the name I have given the cookie appropriate? Absolutely. When they come out of the oven, they do look pretty drab like I thought they would (not like the baked goods I normally like to make which tend to be flashy), however, they really do smell awesome while they are baking. The toasted pecans taste amazing mixed in with the sugary, buttery cookie. I would say this cookie is probably something that could be found in one of those organic bakeries Hipsters love to go to so that they can discuss art, music, and obscure things that you and I wouldn't know anything about.
you forgot the neckbeard!!! hipsters always have neckbeard...
ReplyDeletei really loved this post. :-D i wonder if CANDIED and TOASTED pecans would up the flavor ante..
I totally forgot the neckbead as well as the ironic mustache. Hipsters are so multifaceted. I think candied pecans would make this recipe even more amazing...and I totally going to try that the next time I make this!
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